Critter comes to Stay

This may appear to you to be a dog.

It isn't.

She's A PERSON!

She's the first dog I've come across who doesn't like liver treats.

That's because liver treats are for dogs - and she ISN'T A DOG.

When she goes to bed she nestles into her covers until she has her head out one end and her feet out the other. Like I said, she's a PERSON!

She tried her best to manipulate the 'man of the house' (our dog) but to no avail. (Although he did allow her to share a 'clean up'; see below.)

He had back up as they say in The Bill.

Three attempted mountings and three reprimands from ME later, she gave up.

She didn't give up, however, on trying to join us on the lounge suite and bed.
"But that's where PEOPLE sit!" she cried.

"You're A DOG!" I said.



She thought wearing nail varnish would impress.

It didn't!